The Hard Times @thehardtimes@puntarella.party

Sorry for Asking if the Gig Pays or Not, It’s Just That I’m Not Fucking 12 https://thehardtimes.net/blog/sorry-for-asking-if-the-gig-pays-or-not-its-just-that-im-not-fucking-12/

Hacky-Sack Circle Breaks Up Over Creative Conflicts https://thehardtimes.net/culture/hacky-sack-circle-breaks-up-over-creative-conflicts/

Opinion: I Would Consume Less Misinformation If The Regular Information Wasn’t Behind So Many Paywalls https://thehardtimes.net/opinion/opinion-i-would-consume-less-misinformation-if-the-regular-information-wasnt-behind-so-many-paywalls/

Local Man Who Always Brings Cases of Beer to His Neighbors’ Basement Shows Unaware He’s a Pivotal Member of Local DIY Scene https://thehardtimes.net/culture/local-man-who-always-brings-cases-of-beer-to-his-neighbors-basement-shows-unaware-hes-a-pivotal-member-of-local-diy-scene/

Review: Type O Negative “Bloody Kisses” https://thehardtimes.net/reviews-2/review-type-o-negative-bloody-kisses/

Accountant with Wife and Kids Has “guitar” At End of Instagram Username For Unknown Reason https://thehardtimes.net/culture/accountant-with-wife-and-kids-has-guitar-at-end-of-instagram-username-for-unknown-reason/

5 Other Times Phil Collins Watched A Kid Drown https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-other-times-phil-collins-watched-a-kid-drown/

Punk Band Kicks off World Tour With 36 Straight Shows in Hometown https://thehardtimes.net/music/punk-band-kicks-off-world-tour-with-36-straight-shows-in-hometown/

9 Times He Was Just Kidding, Lighten Up https://thehardtimes.net/lists/9-times-he-was-just-kidding-lighten-up/

Vegan Stoked About Fast-Food Chains Offering Worse, Plant-Based Versions of Already-Mediocre Menu Items https://thehardtimes.net/culture/vegan-stoked-about-fast-food-chains-offering-worse-plant-based-versions-of-already-mediocre-menu-items/

If Alcohol Is Bad For My Body Why Is It Giving Me The Strength To Fight All These Bouncers? https://thehardtimes.net/blog/if-alcohol-is-bad-for-my-body-why-is-it-giving-me-the-strength-to-fight-all-these-bouncers/

New Sid Vicious Signature Bass Doesn’t Come With Output Jack https://thehardtimes.net/culture/new-sid-vicious-signature-bass-doesnt-come-with-output-jack/

You’ve Been Peeling Bananas Wrong Your WHOLE LIFE! You PIECE OF SHIT! You SUBHUMAN MOUTHBREATHER! I Hope You FUCKING DIE! https://thehardtimes.net/blog/youve-been-peeling-bananas-wrong-your-whole-life-you-piece-of-shit-you-subhuman-mouthbreather-i-hope-you-fucking-die/

Lesbian Tattoo Parlor Only Offers Celtic Knots and Dog Portraits https://thehardtimes.net/culture/lesbian-tattoo-parlor-only-offers-celtic-knots-and-dog-portraits/

Opinion: You Can Get Pretty Fucked Up Off Non-Alcoholic Mouthwash Too https://thehardtimes.net/opinion/opinion-you-can-get-pretty-fucked-up-off-non-alcoholic-mouthwash-too/

Fulfilling Lifelong Dream of Meeting Favorite Musician Results in Awkward 55-Second Conversation https://thehardtimes.net/music/fulfilling-lifelong-dream-of-meeting-favorite-musician-results-in-awkward-55-second-conversation/

If The Weather Is So “Bipolar,” How Come It Never Wrote A Rock Opera About My Cat Then Cried For 3 Hours? https://thehardtimes.net/blog/if-the-weather-is-so-bipolar-how-come-it-never-wrote-a-rock-opera-about-my-cat-then-cried-for-3-hours/

Only White Dude at Cinco De Mayo Party Hitting Piñata Little Too Hard For Everyone’s Comfort https://thehardtimes.net/culture/only-white-dude-at-cinco-de-mayo-party-hitting-pinata-little-too-hard-for-everyones-comfort/

Help! Our Singer’s Between-song Joke Got a Decent Laugh and We Still Have 32 Dates Left on This Tour! https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-our-singers-between-song-joke-got-a-decent-laugh-and-we-still-have-32-dates-left-on-this-tour/

Vince Neil’s Doctor Suggests Kickstarting His Liver and Kidneys While At It https://thehardtimes.net/music/vince-neils-doctor-suggests-kickstarting-his-liver-and-kidneys-while-at-it/