The Hard Times @thehardtimes@puntarella.party

Straight Edge Man Beats the Shit Out of Father for Cooking With Wine https://thehardtimes.net/culture/straight-edge-man-beats-the-shit-out-of-father-for-cooking-with-wine/

Straight Edge Punk Definitely Getting Screwed Over When Friends Split The Bill https://thehardtimes.net/culture/straight-edge-punk-definitely-getting-screwed-over-when-friends-split-the-bill/

Opinion: Straight Edge is the Only Vaccine I Need https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-straight-edge-is-the-only-vaccine-i-need/

Straight Edge Guy On Death Bed Regrets Not Knocking More Beers Out of People’s Hands https://thehardtimes.net/culture/straight-edge-guy-on-death-bed-regrets-not-knocking-more-beers-out-of-peoples-hands/

13 Surprisingly Dark Moments in Children’s Movies https://thehardtimes.net/culture/13-surprisingly-dark-moments-in-childrens-movies/

Studios Trying to Fend Off IATSE Strike Offer Interns 50% Raise in Valuable Experience https://thehardtimes.net/culture/studios-trying-to-fend-off-iatse-strike-offer-interns-50-raise-in-valuable-experience/

Jason Voorhees Bullied Out Of Florida Summer Camp For Wearing Mask https://thehardtimes.net/culture/jason-voorhees-bullied-out-of-florida-summer-camp-for-wearing-mask/

Annual Migration Patterns Sees Acoustic Musicians Returning to Cabins to Finish Albums https://thehardtimes.net/culture/annual-migration-patterns-sees-acoustic-musicians-returning-to-cabins-to-finish-albums/

If I’m Such a Horrible Husband Why Have I Been Married So Many Times? https://thehardtimes.net/blog/if-im-such-a-horrible-husband-why-have-i-been-married-so-many-times/

Metal Band Only Playing Venues With Chain Wallet Mandates https://thehardtimes.net/culture/metal-band-only-playing-venues-with-chain-wallet-mandates/

In Hindsight, I Regret Hiring This Pedal Pub as a Getaway Vehicle https://thehardtimes.net/blog/in-hindsight-i-regret-hiring-this-pedal-pub-as-a-getaway-vehicle/

Goth Girl Opposes Prison Abolition for Fear That the Serial Killer She Wrote Letters to Will Actually Want to Hang Out https://thehardtimes.net/culture/goth-girl-opposes-prison-abolition-for-fear-that-the-serial-killer-she-wrote-letters-to-will-actually-want-to-hang-out/

Help! Nobody Came to My Show Tonight Even Though I Worked My Ass off on That One Promo Tweet This Morning! https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-nobody-came-to-my-show-tonight-even-though-i-worked-my-ass-off-on-that-one-promo-tweet-this-morning/

Drummer Excited to Premiere New Soundcheck Drum Solo https://thehardtimes.net/culture/drummer-excited-to-premiere-new-soundcheck-drum-solo/

We Spent the Night in an Old Haunted Mansion and Now We Have Mesothelioma https://thehardtimes.net/blog/we-spent-the-night-in-an-old-haunted-mansion-and-now-we-have-mesothelioma/

Algorithm Suspends Health Teacher from Online Public School for Saying “Vagina” Instead of Pu$$¥ https://thehardtimes.net/culture/algorithm-suspends-health-teacher-from-online-public-school-for-saying-vagina-instead-of-pu%c2%a5/

Opinion: Don’t Gift Me Sex Coupons if They’re Just Going to ‘Expire’ Three Years After We Broke Up https://thehardtimes.net/opinion/opinion-dont-gift-me-sex-coupons-if-theyre-just-going-to-expire-three-years-after-we-broke-up/

Kid Asks Mall Danzig if He’s the Real Danzig https://thehardtimes.net/culture/kid-asks-mall-danzig-if-hes-the-real-danzig/

Review: Candy “Good to Feel” https://thehardtimes.net/reviews-2/review-candy-good-to-feel/

Report: Weird Puddle in Corner of Venue Still There https://thehardtimes.net/culture/report-weird-puddle-in-corner-of-venue-still-there/